Yes, it’s almost time for the annual cheesy crap fest to begin.
Tonight the ball started rolling with the “Making Your Mind Up” show.
After last year’s mess, featuring Jordan’s cleavage (which was admittedly very nice) & that crap by “Daz”, I didn’t think it could get worse.
How wrong I was…
The line-up……..
Big Brovaz – I thought (hoped) they’d split up. Sadly, they appear to be together, & want to represent the UK at Eurovision. Rubbish
Cyndi – some French bird. Good voice, boring power ballad.
Brian Harvey – looks like a middle aged chav, still thinks he’s a teen chav. Crap, as always.
Scooch – complete & utter cheesy pop crapness. Which, unfortunately, is what Eurovision is normally about.
Hawkins & Brown – Sorry, Justin, but the novelty wore off a few years ago, plus your voice really doesn’t work with hers.
Oh, & someone else I can’t remember. Some ex girl-band woman.
The final 2 for the sing-off were…..the French bird, & Scooch. Justin Hawkins stormed off in a huff as soon as the names were read out, rofl.
And, after the votes from the fucktards that make up the Great British Public were counted, the final winner was….. SCOOCH.
Yes, that’s right. Scooch will be the UK entry in Eurovision 2007.
Scooch.
OMFG, what an utter load of shite.